Everyone from now on call @AffirmitiveAnxiety MindMasterKid, and RaptorWizard gets to be Susan!
RaptorWizard: the point is that is has virtually no justification, hence the funnyness
Sinmara: Dammit. You can't both be Susan.
Sinmara: There is only one solution. You'll have to fight for it.
AffirmativeAnxiety: Cruel raptor!
AffirmativeAnxiety: may apple sours inexplicably find themselves in your eyes
AffirmativeAnxiety: may razor blades slice between your toes
AffirmativeAnxiety: may toads be placed upon thine chest
RaptorWizard: only an evil mastermind would devise such shcemes
AffirmativeAnxiety: May salt be rubbed upon thy sodden brow, as it is cut with barrow wheat
RaptorWizard: can i quote you AA here in the randomk thought htread with your malevolent designs just outlined?
OMFG. This and the charmingly psycho visitor message from @RedruM made my morning.