Everyone from now on call @AffirmitiveAnxiety MindMasterKid, and RaptorWizard gets to be Susan!
RaptorWizard: the point is that is has virtually no justification, hence the funnyness
Sinmara: Dammit. You can't both be Susan.
Sinmara: There is only one solution. You'll have to fight for it.
AffirmativeAnxiety: Cruel raptor!
AffirmativeAnxiety: may apple sours inexplicably find themselves in your eyes
AffirmativeAnxiety: may razor blades slice between your toes
AffirmativeAnxiety: may toads be placed upon thine chest
RaptorWizard: only an evil mastermind would devise such shcemes
AffirmativeAnxiety: May salt be rubbed upon thy sodden brow, as it is cut with barrow wheat
RaptorWizard: can i quote you AA here in the randomk thought htread with your malevolent designs just outlined?
I wasn't expecting it to be good by any means but I was ill-prepared for how ridiculous it ended up being. First cardinal sin: no attractive men. Second cardinal sin: no semi-unattractive yet accented and therefore extremely attractive men. Third cardinal sin: the Asian chick was full on stereotype complete with Engrish, anime hair, and submissive I so sorry but let's make sweet animalistic love later even though you are an unattractive short male, etc.
Actually, I am not entirely sure about that last part as I gave up and started playing FF13-2 instead.
P.S. and I write this review having seen some epic movies in my time including "Pteradactyl", "Robot Ninjas" (which featured neither robots nor ninjas), and possibly the greatest movie of all time: Ice Pirates.
Lol. Well, seeing how you and I seem to have different standards here, there might still be hope for me in watching the movie.