I’ve made a crucial mistake that I vow to never make again. I ate a teriyaki chicken bowl, and I miscalculated my chicken + rice per bite ratio. I was left with no more chicken and a bunch of rice. I can never let this happen again.
if spies don't know they are spies than that means they can never accidently reveal themselves. therefore any of us could be spies, and not know it. but who's extracting the info from our brains? who are we possibly spies for? I don't know
Knock twice, clear your throat, and say "Jim-Bob, Uncle Owen is here for tea."
Was looking at the computer screen and wondering "Why do my eyes hurt?", and literally the first thought that came into my head -- in Laurence Fishburne's voice -- was: "You've never used them before."
I wasn't expecting it to be good by any means but I was ill-prepared for how ridiculous it ended up being. First cardinal sin: no attractive men. Second cardinal sin: no semi-unattractive yet accented and therefore extremely attractive men. Third cardinal sin: the Asian chick was full on stereotype complete with Engrish, anime hair, and submissive I so sorry but let's make sweet animalistic love later even though you are an unattractive short male, etc.
Actually, I am not entirely sure about that last part as I gave up and started playing FF13-2 instead.
P.S. and I write this review having seen some epic movies in my time including "Pteradactyl", "Robot Ninjas" (which featured neither robots nor ninjas), and possibly the greatest movie of all time: Ice Pirates.