Nah I have a phone. It's n oldschool flip-phone. Besides senior citizens, the only people I know who still own them are @Patches, @Cimarron, & @senza tema. @prplchkz recently betrayed us (got a smartphone).
I don't have a flip-phone, but I don't have a smartphone, either. It's a slide-out phone. And I'll probably have to get a new one soon (but I'm thinking probably not a smartphone, because they cost more).