Purple pandas need to stop eating my bamboo in my garden, with their ridiculous propensity for gluttony. You're already fat... you don't need to eat anymore bamboo. Maybe you should try fucking other purple pandas without the aid of panda porn. No wonder you're becoming endangered. You never see red pandas eat all this bamboo.
Forget the dead you've left; they will not follow you.
The vagabond who is rapping at your door, is standing in the clothes you once wore.