Purple pandas need to stop eating my bamboo in my garden, with their ridiculous propensity for gluttony. You're already fat... you don't need to eat anymore bamboo. Maybe you should try fucking other purple pandas without the aid of panda porn. No wonder you're becoming endangered. You never see red pandas eat all this bamboo.
Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!