He also pretends to be straight while he's clearly gay. I noticed he was gay right away, he moves like a gay man and he talks that way. Every break he sits down with the rest of us, gets himself a nudie magazine and stares at one page and one page only until he has to get back to work. He didn't get a boner or anything and by the way, who stares at one page for fifteen whole minutes?
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -