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    Anyone mind filling me in on when nasty bird's nest bush beards became such a desirable and sought after male aesthetic trait?

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    So there's this coffeeshop that I sort of like - I'm lukewarm, tepid maybe - I like their atmosphere but not the owner or their coffee - and I like memories I've had there, ironically about my boyfriend and I being there - anyway this one barista has the most lovely clear ivory skin, and natural soft orangey hair, and a long face and sturdy but slender body and one earring, and he's sort of feminine and masculine at the same time and very "clean" looking all over, sort of luminous, and if I weren't in a relationship, I would love to have sex with him just one time, zero strings attached.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    Anyone mind filling me in on when nasty bird's nest bush beards became such a desirable and sought after male aesthetic trait?
    What! They're timeless. Like photons.

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    Why are bartenders allowed to cut off drunque people for drinquing too much but not fat people for eating too much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skylights View Post
    I have to pee, but I don't want to get up.
    fixed

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    Sometimes South Park really nails it.

    Let go, let gov.




    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    I'd love to take the fight to those murderers who shot up all those people in Kenya, it was like Beslan again, the Muslims obey no rules of war and they deliberately target children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I could just shoot into a cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skylights View Post
    I could just shoot into a cup.


    Now you can avoid all of those sexist "you pee like a girl" comments.

    Also, Freud is rolling over in his grave right now.

    Come to think of it, he's probably smoking a cigar too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post


    Now you can avoid all of those sexist "you pee like a girl" comments.

    Also, Freud is rolling over in his grave right now.

    Come to think of it, he's probably smoking a cigar too.
    Perhaps he is smoking a Shewee.

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