Second day of hiding out in the library because I'm a train wreck and I don't know where else it's appropriate to show up as a train wreck and now that I've finished doing all the work I have to do for the following weeks, it's just me, my random job applications and Facebook. Not even my telephone, because my battery doesn't survive being over ten hours away from home!
But still, when I look at other people's photos and status updates on Facebook, I feel like my life is actually pretty exciting.
So you're eating sushi with four relatively boring friends? Well, yesterday I survived on fruit salad, crackers, coffee and potato chips, today is the first day that I'm not stressed out enough to sweat so much I need a shower every five minutes, I'm on my period and I forgot bringing tampons and I can't buy new ones because you can't fit a whole box of tampons in my bag, the first job application I got a reaction from revealed to me that they actually want me to promote Malboro while that was NOT in the job description, didn't get any other reactions while I'm pretty sure I contacted at least twelve companies and I couldn't find any new jobs I can apply to, my friends think I'm crazy because I didn't get the opportunity to tell them what's going on and they didn't even ask what's going on even though they probably know something's wrong because if that wasn't the case I wouldn't be here, I'm being surrounded by loud Chinese people, I have a terrible rash that makes me look like I just fought a forest witch bear, I spent hours searching for and making up missions for a scavenger hunt that would even make Ron Jeremy blush and I'm burping up an extra extra obese serving of french fries. TAKE THAT WITH YOUR BORING 'omg I'm eating sushi lolololol' BITCH!