I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop rearing your ugly head and mind-fucking me with your smooth radio rock sensibilities when I'm trying to drive.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
08-23-2013, 09:05 PM #36391
08-23-2013, 10:23 PM #36392
Extroverts must swim constantly: if they stop, they will suffocate.
Introverts never have to drink water. They can get all the water they need from reading books.
According to the principles of aerodynamics, extroverts should be incapable of flight. However, no one ever told extroverts this. Well actually they tried, but the extroverts didn’t listen.
What is commonly referred to as the introvert’s “second brain” is actually a walnut-sized cluster of neurons at the base of the spine. It exchanges information with the introvert’s true brain, but the neural impulses travel slowly. If you step on an introvert’s tail, it can take as long as half an hour before the introvert complains on Tumblr.
08-23-2013, 11:25 PM #36393
08-23-2013, 11:29 PM #36394
08-24-2013, 01:01 AM #36395
08-24-2013, 11:08 AM #36396
I had a bad dream.
It started with me finding a ladybug on my kitchen table. Its wings were broken and it was dying, but yet it was still struggling to crawl to the other side of the table. During that process, its organs were coming out of its body, forming some sort of trail. Then my dad walked into the kitchen, made a clown face and yelled with a baby voice 'What a cute ladybug! What a cute ladybug! What a cute ladybug!'. I wanted to take the ladybug out of its misery, but I couldn't do that with my dad in the same room, so I went outside. Turns out my home town turned into a ghost town, all scary looking and shit, but I didn't really give a fuck. I ended up wandering into a Victorian looking street with Victorian looking people and everything looked bloody and scary, but I didn't really give a fuck. I found this big mansion and went inside and it looked all upper class and rich and Victorian and boring and there were lots of people who looked like they came out of some sort of Hollywood movie scene where they were playing a ball in the past or something. I sat down in a big ass chair and I asked for a scotch. I hate scotch irl, but in the dream it tasted like caramel and apple juice, so I didn't mind. Around me people started doing shit and behaving dramatic and shit and I didn't give a fuck, I just wanted to drink my caramel and apple juice tasting scotch goddamnit! Then all of the sudden I saw a whole crowd looking at me and the people who were acting all dramatic, but I shrugged it off and continued enjoying my delicious scotch. So when I was almost finished with my scotch, the entire crowd started applauding and then this chick I know came up to me and told me I did a very good job playing a grumpy old grandfather. More people from the audience came to me and as they were complimenting me I realized the last few years of my life had been a play. I found my way outside (somehow I was carrying a trolley with lots of stuff in it) and the world was looking just the way it always did (modern, rainy and cloudy). There I found my cousins, waiting for me. My least likeable cousin came up to me and spat in my face. I wanted to spit back into her face, but I couldn't produce enough saliva. I took a taxi, which dropped me off at the end of the street, and then I walked on and I woke up.
I hope that when they thought me dreams have no real meaning, they told me the truth, because it felt really lonely.Ewww is the new sexy
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08-24-2013, 11:12 AM #36397
stop consuming my stuff, and if you do ask. i have no creamer my cereal's mostly gone. i didn't even open the box of cereal half my water is gone which i hadn't open. fuck youPerfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
08-24-2013, 12:49 PM #36398
- Join Date
- Jan 2013
So there I was, again, pushing through it. But what was it all for?
08-24-2013, 01:31 PM #36399
08-24-2013, 02:02 PM #36400
My notifications, seemingly for no reason at all, just went from 1027 to 180.
An improvement, obviously, but still fucked.
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