Your mama's so fat, she lays around in a 2-story Dorito bag with a dog named Chips.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
08-17-2013, 10:35 AM #36211"But you forget that there is one value that is greater than all others: human freedom. Because no matter how perfectly you set the world up for humanity, they will always rebel simply to exert their own selves. You cannot win."
08-17-2013, 10:43 AM #36212
08-17-2013, 10:50 AM #36213
Dragging my man out to the very girly activity of a Maker's Faire today. I'm sure all the men there were all roped into it by their females. The couple we know who built a Tesla coil- I'm sure it was all her doing, and he'd much rather be home not interacting with anyone.
"What are feminine wiles, Grumpy?" "I don't know, but I'm agin 'em!"
08-17-2013, 10:58 AM #36214
08-17-2013, 11:54 AM #36215
An aquaintance's wife looks like princess Fiona in Shrek ogre form, without the green, but it really is the most uncanny of resemblances.
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
I am one of the terrible things..
08-17-2013, 11:57 AM #36216It is a luxury to be understood - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire
A kind thought is the hope of the world - Anon
08-17-2013, 12:03 PM #36217
- Join Date
- Jan 2013
I fell in love yesterday. Damnit. Maybe it was the day before that.
08-17-2013, 12:17 PM #36218
08-17-2013, 12:42 PM #36219
It makes more sense to learn ways to deal with it than finding some way of removing yourself that won't really work.Forget the dead you've left; they will not follow you.
The vagabond who is rapping at your door, is standing in the clothes you once wore.
08-17-2013, 01:37 PM #36220
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- Dec 2008