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    A lot of my friends are Asian lesbians, and they tend to be good drivers. This proves that race and gender have nothing to do with driving ability, only sexual preference does.

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    Do you ever get the random urge to type up a long document, but have nothing that needs to be typed? That happens to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    A lot of my friends are Asian lesbians, and they tend to be good drivers. This proves that race and gender have nothing to do with driving ability, only sexual preference does.
    I know that driving in Tokyo is crazier than anywhere in the US. I wonder if people think Japanese drivers are bad because they are used to driving in Tokyo. Probably not, because Japanese people who habitually drive in Tokyo make up a very small percentage of Asian drivers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra View Post
    You'd be surprised.
    About what? The alien invasions you've witnessed at perfectly cliched moments?


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    By the day I think the UK would be better if it could be reconstituted as an entity without england or at the very least without the south of england and westminister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senza tema View Post
    The Olive Garden server seemed unnecessarily disappointed that all I wanted for lunch was soup.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    Maybe they work on commission.

    Whether that's true or not, don't let them up-sell you from the soup to the Fettuccine Alfredo.
    I'm pretty sure they have that soup salad breadsticks thing?

    Well, the thing is you buy that special. And they bring out as much of that crap that you want. But they only get a tip based on the percentage of the soup special price.

    So they aren't happy because they have to run back and forth with endless bowls of soup and bread (and keep an eye on the table) for just a single tip.

    (maybe?)


    Personally I get the idea behind being pissed in a restaurant when people tip like garbage because that's how they make money. Some people tip like a dollar or something on a big meal and that's pretty garbage if you understand they are paid basically entirely in tips.

    But I've also worked jobs like moving furniture and I find co-workers can be really petty and obnoxious about tips. "They didn't give us a tip? Assholes!" I've only felt that way when I was charging a flat rate (beyond my control) and the job was obviously way above and beyond. But I really don't expect anything.

    Some people feel really entitled to other people's money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenfairy View Post
    About what? The alien invasions you've witnessed at perfectly cliched moments?
    I'm sorry.

    I figured any human with a brain could figure out that I meant at how life can resemble movies.
    The Justice Fighter

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    Quote Originally Posted by msg_v2 View Post
    Interesting. It seems that someone can be confirmed to be a deity if their heart is in a perfectly symmetrical position in the body, rather than off to the left side.
    You DARE mock the Buddy Christ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    A lot of my friends are Asian lesbians, and they tend to be good drivers. This proves that race and gender have nothing to do with driving ability, only sexual preference does.
    A lesbian's brain is more similar to a heterosexual man's than to a heterosexual woman's. One myth still standing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenfairy View Post
    Do you ever get the random urge to type up a long document, but have nothing that needs to be typed? That happens to me.
    No.

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