There's no such thing as bad kids because, like I said, they're all inherently selfish, dirty little jerks. It's their nature. But moms and dads who let them grow up and stay that way should be punched in the face, 'cause they're bad parents. You parents that spoil your kids and take them on vacation and seem to be immune to their obnoxiousness: you're
the problem. If your kid is having a tantrum by the pool because he wants a Popsicle not only shouldn't he get the Popsicle, he shouldn't get the pool either! But get him away from me, because my kids know that I'll hit
them if they act like that. I'm trying to relax.
If you keep letting your kid have fits like that and get their way you're a bad parent, and in five years when they start stealing from you and drop out of school don't wonder what happened: you
did. You should have kicked him in the ass when he was six.
I love you Reese, Jamie and Andy, you're very good children.