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Thread: Random Thought Thread
07-02-2013, 01:30 AM #34751
07-02-2013, 08:47 AM #34752
07-02-2013, 08:54 AM #34753
07-02-2013, 11:57 AM #34754
I woke with a mosquito buzzing in my ear. The first action of the day was killing that bastard.
But then I noticed: I kinda itch.
Maybe I have lice. In my hair. On my back. Pubic lice. Ankle lice. And I have chlamydia. DEADLY chlamydia. And fleas. And mites. I'm going to die from lice and chlyamydia and pernicious bugs bleeding me dry - I'm going to die and there's nothing I can do.
It's been nice knowing you guys.
scratch scratch scratchDon't know how much it'll bend til it breaks.
07-02-2013, 06:58 PM #34755
I wish I had the power to turn stupid people into lemmings. Imagine being able to watch that much stupidity voluntarily eliminate itself*...or being able to give an INFP friend a cute furry animal pretty much whenever.
I am, in fact, aware that this is, to some degree, based on misconception. If anyone wishes to learn more about this, simply google 'lemming' and go to WikipediaJarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists
"I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
ReadingRainbows: OMG GUYS
ReadingRainbows: GUESS WHAT EXISTS FOR ME
Captain Curmudgeon: existential angst?
07-02-2013, 07:29 PM #34756GinkgoGuest
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07-03-2013, 02:29 PM #34760
no such thing as too many random thoughts. only too much thoughts of masturbating to pictures of the pope and that = 1Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the