Do people who use the metric system (e.g. everyone except Americans) use the phrase "I wouldn't touch [x] with a ten-foot pole"? Or do they substitute a three-meter pole? Or something?
I'm mostly serious. Also loopy-tired.
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.