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    My car is super eco-friendly. So much so, it's growing plants from the boot. SUCK IT PRIUS!!


    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    O_O

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    Je ne suis pas un être humain, mais une boulette de viande géante noyée dans de la sauce spaghetti.
    "My comrades and my beloved, upon your way you shall meet men with hoofs; give them your wings. And men with horns; give them wreaths of laurel. And men with claws; give them petals for fingers. And men with forked tongues; give them honey words." --Kahlil Gibran, The Garden of The Prophet

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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    TJ vs. FP.



    Poor Batman.
    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

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    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    tried to have sex on the couch... dog licked my asshole

    not cool...

    kicked him outside and finished
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    tried to have sex on the couch... dog licked my asshole

    not cool...

    kicked him outside and finished
    doggy rim job

    Is that humanility on the dog's part
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    doggy rim job

    Is that humanility on the dog's part
    I just assumed that since he licks his own, licking those of others is no big deal
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I just assumed that since he licks his own, licking those of others is no big deal
    that's because he can. you know how many people would like their own assholes if they could? a lot i assure you.
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    that's because he can. you know how many people would like their own assholes if they could? a lot i assure you.
    But assholes are where poop comes from!

    I'd rather lick my own nipples...
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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