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    I was cutting up a piece of meat to marinate and thought that it smelled so terrible that I definitely needed to take it back and demand another when I looked down at my feet and noticed the dog looking immensely pleased with himself... Motherfucker had farted
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    I'm concerned it's a trick
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    Redecorated the bedroom, made a new duvet cover because I couldn't find one I liked, vacuumed, spot treated the carpet, shampood the carpet, cleaned the kitchen, did 3 loads of laundry, sorted through all of my clothes and took 2 bags to goodwill and made dinner...

    Now we're laying across the bed listening to more 90s rap and I've suddenly gone from grown up to high schooler...
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    Woman at work keeps massaging my shoulders. Should I file for sexual assault or do I have an excuse to hit a woman? Because it is self-defense, is it not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    Woman at work keeps massaging my shoulders. Should I file for sexual assault or do I have an excuse to hit a woman? Because it is self-defense, is it not?
    When one of her hands reaches your shoulder, lick it suddenly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal+ View Post
    When one of her hands reaches your shoulder, lick it suddenly.
    But that would be sexual assault on my part.

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    Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

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    Being "in need" is not the same as being "in love"....

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    soooo hungry only a quarter bowl of soup and some cookies all day. ordered chinese (cream cheese ragoons, egg drop soup, and lo mein)
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