I need a snack. Should I have carrots, a Weight Watchers raspberry dark chocolate ice cream bar (surprisingly tasty!), or something else? The carrots are the best choice but not sweet, while the ice cream bar is very sweet but not the best choice.
Oh, I know the perfect thing! Go for the carrots and have a glass of lemonade with them! Yum!
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
Who doesn't have old boxes of Jello mix in their house? Even a ten-year-old box when the random craving occurs? We don't. Fooey.
The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY
I don't. Freeze some Kool-Aid in ice trays... almost the same.
As for me, maybe I should start a blog. Now, in addition to the other recent murder at least one of you know about, my uncle being in prison for killing at least two men they know of and attempting and almost succeeding in killing his brother (another uncle - who btw ALSO murdered someone when he was a teen), my nephew is now the object of a manhunt for first degree murder. My family... *sigh*