I have yet to see Obama blamed for any natural disasters during his term, but somehow Hurricane Katrina was all Bush's fault. Stupid democrats.
Hey, whoa, wait, where did this jazz come from?
Hey! Where'd it go!? Bring back that jazz, dammit!
Heard on the radio just now: "Australia is like Canada with a thong. Now, to some people 'thong' means 'flip-flops'. I don't mean that, I mean like tiny bathing suits, like underwear."
NOTE TO SELF: PROOFREAD, dumbass!
EDIT: I has t3h dumb.
I've been thinking about starting to wear a monocle. Style-wise I really think I could pull it off.
Hmmm... I think I'm going to get a Spyderco Tenacious, and then start saving up for a better katana.
Let's see how long it takes for me to change my mind about that plan.
Very ironic. Where are the pics of the Arizona women's prison (AKA LesboCON) and the gurney in the "1000 places to see before you die" album?
I love sleep.
I really like cats and food.
I don't agree with being awake, at the moment
Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
I'm gonna need some Claritin.
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
TypeC: Adventures of an Introvert