05-12-2013 09:07 PM
Why does everyone in the room look at me like I'm the spawn of Satan when I say that I don't like kids and ignore them when they're around?
05-12-2013 09:15 PM
And why is it so awe-inspiring to watch children first learn to walk? It just tells us that their legs aren't disabled...why don't we award people who don't have AIDS a medal while we're at it?
05-12-2013 09:32 PM
I can't believe it's not butter!
05-12-2013 09:39 PM
I wonder if anyone's ever thought that after looking at their toe jam.
Originally Posted by 93JC
05-12-2013 09:57 PM
I would hope not. I don't know about you but mine consists only of a little bit of lint from my socks.
05-12-2013 11:37 PM
A kid at heart, I'll always love Kool-Aid. But to get the benefits of adult drinks along with those of my inner child, then sadly, I have to drink those fruity vodkas and stuff.
05-13-2013 12:37 AM
Went to see Iron Man 3 with my boyfriend today after we went on a bike ride and got a light dinner at my favorite bistro. I'm not much of a movie fan at all--I find them difficult to keep my attention and they can be obnoxiously predictable-- but that was pretty good. The sarcastic humor made me laugh a few times, too. I called up my mum and wished her a Happy Mother's day since I'm in Canada and can't be in Sweden on Sweden's Mother's Day. Apparently she got to go boating with my sister and brother!
Overall it was a great day, however I spent the first half of our bike ride being traumatized by seeing this disgustingly huge mosquito! Eeeewww...
people who expect a change
who can't throw away their humanity
who stay idle in growth
who won't dirty their hands
those are the most terrifying of monsters
05-13-2013 06:04 AM
It sucks, knowing in life if I just think five seconds longer I can contradict myself about most things, even my contradictions. I am perpetually wrong/right.
05-13-2013 07:17 AM
Then you must choose ambivalence, the life of the Victor. If you become a politician, nobody will even notice. DiscoBiscuit can show you the ropes of glamour necessary to pull it off with style.
Originally Posted by jontherobot
05-13-2013 07:55 AM
I just ate two cans of tuna. Nothing on it. Nothing else. Just.. tuna. Fork. Can.
I'm becoming a catlady.. even more.
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