amen, brother ben got screwed by a hen
Ew ew ew, my bowl or spoon must not have been well-rinsed after the last washing, because my cereal tastes like dish soap.
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
TypeC: Adventures of an Introvert
Jodi Arias was found guilty of the brutal murder of her boyfriend. Hopefully she gets the death penalty and they carry it out as soon as possible while she's still pretty hot.
Any sane person, of course, would agree with me, as this bitch is probably safer to fuck dead than alive.
The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN
If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY
With clarity and incredulity, he screams -- "REALLY, WORLD!?"
then he shakes his head or facepalms or whatever the end
Last night I had a bad dream about being cheated on, being abandoned... I woke up instantly from that one in a cold sweat.
I'm so hyper my brain has turned to cotton and now i have to go iron it, it should be fun.
big-legged woman ain't got no soul.