05-05-2013 02:48 AM
No no no, there's a cat and a chkn, but the feline poultry hybrid is clearly yellow. For all I know you spliced your genes with some chap named ylochknz.
Originally Posted by Lexicon
Insomnia is very unpleasant. I had been perusing reddit and I thought I had seen every picture of a cat on the internet but I hadn't seen your cat-chicken hybridization experiment. So, you know, I've got that going for me.
How goes it, 93?
05-05-2013 02:52 AM
Forget Bed Bath & Beyond, that's for small-timers. I've got a supply of some stickiest-of-the-ickiest Williams-Sonoma shit.
Originally Posted by Ginkgo
05-05-2013 03:19 AM
Daaaaaaaamn can I hook up with your tinkerman? I've got some friends who are looking to smoke some serious bacon on the weekends.
Originally Posted by 93JC
05-05-2013 03:25 AM
How serious is serious? If they're interested in something else I know a guy who deals in soft drinks. You haven't lived until you've snorted a line of caffeine-free Diet Coke off a stripper's ass.
05-05-2013 03:39 AM
I've heard rumors about this super esoteric shit... I think it's called Tang (sp?)... Apparently the natives down near the Amazon strip down and ingest it to induce a convulsive trance. You know what I mean?
Originally Posted by 93JC
05-05-2013 03:58 AM
I don't touch any of that psychoactive stuff. Not after I met these guys in Arizona a few years back who gave me this stuff in a light green 680 mL tallboy can, said it was called "Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey". They said it would help me to think but I had a baaaaaaaad trip. I ended up wandering out into the desert and they had NO fucking idea what happened to me until I turned up 12 hours later.
I should have known better when they told me the can only cost 99¢. Pff, yeah, right...
05-05-2013 04:22 AM
We were talking about some pretty heavy shit. If he recognized my face I may have had to call the cops.
He seemed pretty cool but I guess I shouldn't hand out Arizona's specialty to just anyone.
05-05-2013 04:43 AM
SWIM wants to know wtf you two are on.. about.
03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
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