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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    What's super obnoxious is when the other person -- or worse, group of people -- just belligerently keeps walking forward and doesn't move at all, expecting you to get out of the way. Even if there's nowhere you can go to get out of the way.
    True, that is very obnoxious. I refuse to play "pedestrian chicken" anymore. If I have made every reasonable effort to move out of someone's way and they still won't move out of mine I'll brace myself and body check them. Most people get the hint when we're about to make contact but a few don't. The best I've delivered was to a particularly obnoxious hispanic teenager who was walking side by side with his girlfriend and some other kid. Walking three abreast on a sidewalk in winter, forcing me to trudge through snow unless you move over? Oh buddy, you're getting a good shoulder check. I didn't slow down, he didn't slow down and I sent that dumb kid flying. He was drinking a soft drink; he spilled it and threw the remainder at the back of my head (he missed). He screamed the usual response: "What the fuck, man?! You wanna fight?!" He wasn't prepared to follow through when I turned around. He screamed "Pussy!" as his girlfriend tugged at his shirt and pleaded to leave. I like to think that he might have learned a lesson in simple etiquette: if a path only has enough room for two people to walk past each other you don't walk three abreast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Occasionally you get the exceptional little twat who enjoys standing right at the cusp of an escalator until all the people start to lump up behind him.
    I'll see your escalator and raise you people trying to step on an elevator or a train while you're trying to step out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    I'll see your escalator and raise you people trying to step on an elevator or a train while you're trying to step out.
    There's a fine line between trolling and terrorism.

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    Did I go a little too far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Did I go a little too far?
    Just tape a digital stop watch to a stripped N64 cartridge and we'll be ready to troll all the trains!

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    ^^ end result if @prplchknz & I were to splice our genes together to make offspring.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Just tape a digital stop watch to a stripped N64 cartridge and we'll be ready to troll all the trains!
    Hmm, I think that may be taking things a little too far. Maybe we could just start off by surreptitiously exchanging cookware and work our way up to 64-bit terrorism. After all, "dealing pot" is said to be a gateway into more serious crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post



    ^^ end result if prplchknz & I were to splice our genes together to make offspring.
    Where's the prpl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Where's the prpl?
    She's gone to bed!
    How goes it, 93?
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Hmm, I think that may be taking things a little too far. Maybe we could just start off by surreptitiously exchanging cookware and work our way up to 64-bit terrorism. After all, "dealing pot" is said to be a gateway into more serious crime.
    I'll meet you at Bed Bath and Beyond and NOT behind the liquor store.


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