Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.
in the past 5 days I...
-spent every one of those days with my girlfriend
-saw minus the bear, atmosphere, and POS live and in the front row
-drove in a large crazy metropolitan area for the first time, and ruled at it
-got my wallet stolen
-discovered i probably have scoliosis
-drove 150 miles, 50 of those miles my low fuel light was flashing and i was running on some miraculous backup fuel supply from heaven. no money whatsoever between my girlfriend and i.
-ran on about 4 hours of sleep a night.
-had a 'win 10,000 dollars' scare, thanks to skittles.
I left my wallet (with money, credit card, and transit pass) at my parents' so I had to ride my bike in to work this morning.
As I was pedaling, getting really gross in the already steamy July morning warmth, I kept finding myself quietly repeating the Slim Shady lyrics, 'This must mean I'm DIS-gusting'. 'This must mean I'm DIS-gusting'.
I don't even know how it got stuck in my head...
Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.