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    M: "I think your sister - don't tell her this - was a little afraid that her boyfriend might cheat on her while she was away."
    N: "If she was, she already knows."
    M: "What?"
    N: "There is no need to tell her. If she was afraid, she already knows."
    M: "Oh, my son the philosopher."
    N: (Taking a deep breath)

    I have no idea how we ever managed to live in the same house.

    I misunderstood her on purpose, of course.

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    First the bombings, now ricin in the mail. What the fuck...
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    choose your own adventure
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    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    people who expect a change
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    I can't wait to dry my sweaty body off tomorrow with cold air from a blow dryer.

    It's the small things that keep me going, really.

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    $60 for a bottle of REALLY good tequila...now everyone in the neighborhood wants to get drunk with me.

    Answer me this: what entitles these fucktards to something that I paid for by myself with my hard-earned money?

    GET A JOB AND YOUR OWN FUCKING BOOZE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    $60 for a bottle of REALLY good tequila...now everyone in the neighborhood wants to get drunk with me.

    Answer me this: what entitles these fucktards to something that I paid for by myself with my hard-earned money?

    GET A JOB AND YOUR OWN FUCKING BOOZE!!!

    Um, why didn't you just carry it into your apt in a brown paper bag?
    (then offending neighbors wouldn't see it, to ask for it/imply you ought to share)

    PS- there's no such thing as "good tequila."
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
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    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Um, why didn't you just carry it into your apt in a brown paper bag?

    PS- there's no such thing as "good tequila."
    Yeah because people will never guess that I have booze in a brown paper bag.

    Oh, and the bottle was in the shape of an alien's head (alien as in little green men, not little green card men) and it looked pretty cool, so I showed it off. But that's beside the point, I paid for it so why should other people drink it?

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