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    Uh oh, @Victor...


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    Emotional appeals= shit. :P

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    Lol, my long-time separated wife filed a divorce without telling me. Well, she kind of did, but she's so sensitive about it that she never used the words and I thought she was talking about something else entirely, or maybe my listening skills are totally sub-par. Either way, it's pretty illustrative of why we're where we're at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    Why is it that people who ar overeducated have no sense of humor?
    Why do the uneducated think they're funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beorn View Post
    OMG! Such oppression. How do you bear such a cross?
    LOL@atheism.

    I think its particularly funny when they have to strain so hard to show how "oppressed" they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Why do the uneducated think they're funny?
    Because apparently, they haven't been disenchanted.

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    Default Fe/Ti Incongruence - ACT I, Scene 1*

    Characters:
    ME, (INFJ)
    MOTHER, (ISFJ)



    Shuffling is heard outside my door. The rounded shadows of two feet are cast over the wooden floor.** MOTHER stands there, paused. Listening. The shifting of boxes, & the pulling of packaging tape can be heard from my side of the door. The background warble of a TV show underlines the cacophony of packing sounds.


    MOTHER: (terse) JESSICA. What are you doing?
    ME: (calm, anticipative) I'm. . . packing? Do you need me to take care of something ?
    MOTHER: (pregnant pause) ..What the hell are you watching in there?
    ME: (enthusiastic) Documentaries about plane crashes, why?
    MOTHER: (puzzled, slightly disgusted) ..why? Wtf is wrong with you.
    ME: It's interesting! They're basically reassembling these planes that were broken into literally millions of pieces upon impact to uncover mechanical faults.. pretty cool, they can actually pinpoint..
    MOTHER: (still puzzled) You certainly didn't get that from me, (exasperated sigh, mutters) Your father's to blame for this.*** (she begins to shuffle away)
    ME: (suppressing a laugh) For what ?

    (silence)


    End Scene 1






    [Footnotes:]
    *no, I'm not actually writing a play.. this would be fucking terrible
    **she always reminds me of Anton Chigurh from this scene [01:18] in No Country For Old Men when she does this
    ***assuming in reference to the "odd"/inquisitive ENTP nature of my late father
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Can you believe that someone actually asked if I had kids? Do I look like I have kids or even like kids? I wonder if he was actually making fun of me...trouble is, I'm not quite sure of the joke if he is.

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    Ahahahaha! I absolutely love muscle memory and subconscious processing.

    I was just absentmindedly doing basic horizontals with one of my balisongs, when in the split-second of the maneuver before you bounce the back of the blade off of your finger, I felt something was wrong. I ended up stopping the maneuver in that split-second only to discover that I had somehow started while holding the bite handle. That would have been bad for me.

    It's so cool how your mind is capable of things like that.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra View Post
    Uh oh, @Victor...

    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.

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