ESFP: (shouting to get attention through INTJs earbuds) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY LIFE?!
INTJ: Around? In classes?
ESFP: I know, we don't have any classes together anymore! Where are you in my life??
INTJ: (gestures to the ground) I'm right here...?
Gall, man, sometimes, I just, dude.... I can be so socially awkward.
I'm in line behind this dude at the coffee shop, and he turns and says he'll buy whatever I'm having. I'm overcome with how generous and sweet that is, and while we're waiting for the baristas to make our drinks, proceed to just stammer and avoid eye contact and ask poorly thought out questions and say thank you way too many times. I should learn to carry around a flask of really strong, fast-acting stuff for such emergencies.
Aw, sho cute.
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '