My brain is seriously fucked up. That's okay, I love it anyway.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
01-21-2013, 01:18 AM #31491
01-21-2013, 01:38 AM #31492For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.
01-21-2013, 05:52 PM #31493
Gotta love loopholes.
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '
01-21-2013, 09:36 PM #31494
OMG!!! James Brown, KC and the Sunshine Band, Will Smith and MC Hammer? BEST PANDORA STATION EVER!!!“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
01-21-2013, 09:39 PM #31495
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
01-21-2013, 09:40 PM #31496
01-22-2013, 09:17 AM #31497
- Join Date
- May 2007
- 5w6 sp/sx
Am I alone here, or is The Walking Dead little more than a soap opera with zombies?
01-22-2013, 11:05 AM #31498
- Join Date
- Oct 2012
A poor Indian peasant is walking with his dog in the countryside, after a hard day of labor in the hot sun. He has an hour walk home and it is starting to get dark. He has not been walking 10 minutes when an old horse comes up and starts to walk beside them.
They walk for 10 minutes, and the horse keeps following.
After 20 minutes the horse still follows.
After 45 minutes, sweating and thirsty all three, the horse looks at him and says, "Phew, I'm so tired".
Petrified, the poor peasant, with his loyal dog by his side, runs off the track, across fields, through an ankle deep river, and into the woods, to hide from this talking horse. After 6 minutes of non-stop running as fast as his little legs can carry him, the peasants falls to the ground, breathless, under a willow tree.
01-22-2013, 12:18 PM #31499garbageGuest
01-22-2013, 12:19 PM #31500