All night long I dreamt of the conclusions of Fight Club when the guy is standing on the top of that building with that woman and the tower blocks were exploding and collapsing all around and Where Is My Mind by the Pixies cuts in, only with massive heat flashes on the horizon and other way more incredible apocalyptic things, lightening, giant hail etc.
If you say "Merry Christmas," you're gonna piss some people off. If you say "Happy Holidays," you're gonna piss some people off. The most neutral thing to say, I suppose, is "Have a good break!" But don't sound too excited, because what if the person has to work on Christmas day? They might get sad because they don't get a break.
My brother and I replaced my mother's nativity scene with plastic GI Joes and WWF wrestlers. Snake Eyes is now Baby Jesus. Now we wait until she notices.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman