User Tag List

  1. #30881
    Tempbanned
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Enneagram
    8w9
    Posts
    13,455

    Default

    Over the cliff we go, the Rep. House members balked at Boehners pleas to help him come to the table.

  2. #30882
    . JAVO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    MBTI
    eNTP
    Enneagram
    5w4 sx/sp
    Posts
    5,883

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    I'm trying to make a joke involving Mayans and mayonnaise, but I can't seem to make it work.
    Millions Sickened After Eating Mayan Mayonnaise

    January 13, 2013
    AP, VALLADOLID, MEXICO - The end of the world never came, but some wish it had. With the end of the Mayan calendar, Mayan MayonnaiseTM now has no expiration date. Yet, as hundreds of toilet-bound people can attest, it does expire.

    "We deeply apologize to our valued customers for this technical error," said Ah Uuc Tica, VP of Consumer Relations for Mayan Mayonnaise.

    "We never thought that the end of our calendar would affect the expiration date printing technology. Mark my words: This oversight will be thoroughly investigated, and the requisite sacrifices and bloodletting done."

  3. #30883
    my floof is luxury Wind Up Rex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    MBTI
    ENTJ
    Enneagram
    853 sx/sp
    Posts
    4,986

    Default

    The phrase "Ducks are literally Hitler" is stuck in my head for whatever reason.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

  4. #30884
    . JAVO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    MBTI
    eNTP
    Enneagram
    5w4 sx/sp
    Posts
    5,883

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    The phrase "Ducks are literally Hitler" is stuck in my head for whatever reason.
    "Quack" is German for "Mein Kampf".

  5. #30885

    Default

    Yes! Finally we have a white male as secretary of state for the first time in 16 years and a freaking rich one at that.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

  6. #30886
    garbage
    Guest

    Default



    --


    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    Millions Sickened After Eating Mayan Mayonnaise

    January 13, 2013
    AP, VALLADOLID, MEXICO - The end of the world never came, but some wish it had. With the end of the Mayan calendar, Mayan MayonnaiseTM now has no expiration date. Yet, as hundreds of toilet-bound people can attest, it does expire.

    "We deeply apologize to our valued customers for this technical error," said Ah Uuc Tica, VP of Consumer Relations for Mayan Mayonnaise.

    "We never thought that the end of our calendar would affect the expiration date printing technology. Mark my words: This oversight will be thoroughly investigated, and the requisite sacrifices and bloodletting done."
    Oh holy shit. How awesome.

  7. #30887
    Tempbanned
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Enneagram
    8w9
    Posts
    13,455

    Default

    I would violate the Hague conventions for some of this:




  8. #30888
    Superwoman Red Herring's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    MBTI
    INTP
    Enneagram
    5w4 sp/sx
    Posts
    5,482

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoBiscuit View Post
    I would violate the Hague conventions for some of this:




    You'd launch projectiles and explosives from a baloon, lay submarine contact mines and use of projectiles which diffuse asphyxiating or deleterious gases to have a random chick wish you luck and then despair?
    The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. Neither love without knowledge, nor knowledge without love can produce a good life. - Bertrand Russell
    A herring's blog
    Johari / Nohari

  9. #30889

    Default

    I must be missing something. They're just random pics of chicks.
    Think.

  10. #30890
    Klingon Warrior Princess Patches's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    MBTI
    ISTJ
    Enneagram
    6w5 sp/sx
    Posts
    5,312

    Default



    You cannot has my ball.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

    ~

Similar Threads

  1. [SJ] SJ Random Thought Thread
    By Giggly in forum The SJ Guardhouse (ESFJ, ISFJ, ESTJ, ISTJ)
    Replies: 790
    Last Post: 07-11-2017, 08:22 PM
  2. [NT] Random thought thread (NT version)
    By yenom in forum The NT Rationale (ENTP, INTP, ENTJ, INTJ)
    Replies: 155
    Last Post: 10-22-2016, 04:00 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts