Over the cliff we go, the Rep. House members balked at Boehners pleas to help him come to the table.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
12-21-2012, 09:46 AM #30881Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
- Edmund Burke
12-21-2012, 11:08 AM #30882
January 13, 2013
AP, VALLADOLID, MEXICO - The end of the world never came, but some wish it had. With the end of the Mayan calendar, Mayan MayonnaiseTM now has no expiration date. Yet, as hundreds of toilet-bound people can attest, it does expire.
"We deeply apologize to our valued customers for this technical error," said Ah Uuc Tica, VP of Consumer Relations for Mayan Mayonnaise.
"We never thought that the end of our calendar would affect the expiration date printing technology. Mark my words: This oversight will be thoroughly investigated, and the requisite sacrifices and bloodletting done."
12-21-2012, 11:28 AM #30883
The phrase "Ducks are literally Hitler" is stuck in my head for whatever reason.And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth
12-21-2012, 11:50 AM #30884
12-21-2012, 12:10 PM #30885
Yes! Finally we have a white male as secretary of state for the first time in 16 years and a freaking rich one at that.Take the weakest thing in you
And then beat the bastards with it
And always hold on when you get love
So you can let go when you give it
12-21-2012, 12:20 PM #30886
12-21-2012, 12:20 PM #30887
I would violate the Hague conventions for some of this:
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
- Edmund Burke
12-21-2012, 01:48 PM #30888
12-21-2012, 01:55 PM #30889
I must be missing something. They're just random pics of chicks.
12-21-2012, 02:06 PM #30890
You cannot has my ball.“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman