Thread: Random Thought Thread
12-20-2012, 02:35 PM #30871NPcompleteGuest
12-20-2012, 05:59 PM #30872
So I talked to the local postal service guy and he said that my parcel must have been detained by US Customs. It never even left the country or I would have gotten a notification about its arrival in Frankfurt (unless there is something to the Bermuda Triangle theory after all).
What the hell is US Customs doing with my necklace ... for three entire weeks???????????
Are they looking for drugs or explosives inside the locket or are they simply THAT understaffed??? I mean, it is exported from the US and imported into Germany. I would have expected the Germans to have a look at it when it enters the country, but why on earth would US Customs detain an envelope with a simple piece of fashion jewelry leaving the country??????????
Let's hope the USPS tracking system is broke.
That's one Christmas gift less, I'm afraid.
12-20-2012, 08:11 PM #30873
12-20-2012, 08:29 PM #30874
oh horrorscopeReaching your destination is an uphill battle today because the serious life issues and corresponding responsibilities have not gone away. In theory, you're ready to leave with nearly anyone who has an idea for spontaneous fun. But in pragmatic terms escape isn't so simple. Differentiating between a sensible plan and an idealistic dream can be the difference now between success and failure.
12-20-2012, 08:59 PM #30875
12-20-2012, 09:20 PM #30876WALMARTGuest
I have enough noodles to last me three days and enough .45 ACP ammo for only two clips. I really failed at planning this end of the world.
12-20-2012, 09:28 PM #30877
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
Whenever I did something that had pissed her off, but not really, she would go into "stewie mode"...which at the time I found really annoying, but now, whenever I watch family guy, I think of her. It goes..."You didn't call me last night? Hm? You couldn't find the phone? Hm? Is that what happened? Busy watching TV? Got distracted, hm?"
She completely ruined family guy for me.
Never allow her to quote shows you watch. It's a mind trick they use to not let you move on....
12-20-2012, 09:45 PM #30878
This. Completely. Sucks.Jarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists
"I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
ReadingRainbows: OMG GUYS
ReadingRainbows: GUESS WHAT EXISTS FOR ME
Captain Curmudgeon: existential angst?
12-20-2012, 11:52 PM #30879
12-21-2012, 08:44 AM #30880garbageGuest
I'm trying to make a joke involving Mayans and mayonnaise, but I can't seem to make it work.