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    Quote Originally Posted by phobik View Post
    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
    At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said.
    'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
    OMG, I love this!
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    i wonder how they get the steak so tender, to the point that it practically falls apart in your mouth...i must find out. maybe the beat the meat alot :P

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    Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gasoline View Post
    i wonder how they get the steak so tender, to the point that it practically falls apart in your mouth...i must find out. maybe the beat the meat alot :P
    and call it "special sauce"? I have heard it does wonders to skin tone also
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    Maybe they know something I don't know.. these people who frequently have the first impressions that I am shy, quiet, and nice.
    I often feel that I know something they don't.. but which part do they see vs which part do I find they are missing?
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    How can people stand to have the tv running constantly? It's like noise pollution. What does it and constantly posting on facebook and twitter give one that I don't have? Am I missing something? Or am I better off with my solitude and quiet time?
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    you dont dump the pasta sauce into noodles. they are suppose to be separate, until its ready to go on the plate, Bitch!

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    How was I supposed to know???
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