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    I wanna chase tornadoes!

    and I nearly incited a mob at the grocery store tonight all of us were waiting patiently in the self checkout line when some bitch just strolled past everyone and took one of the checkouts herself... I called her out for it "excuse me ma'am... are you blind or do you think you're better than everyone who was patiently waiting here to check out who you cut in front of?"

    everyone else jumped on the bandwagon... she had old ladies yelling at her
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I wanna chase tornadoes!

    and I nearly incited a mob at the grocery store tonight all of us were waiting patiently in the self checkout line when some bitch just strolled past everyone and took one of the checkouts herself... I called her out for it "excuse me ma'am... are you blind or do you think you're better than everyone who was patiently waiting here to check out who you cut in front of?"

    everyone else jumped on the bandwagon... she had old ladies yelling at her
    Thar be a lynching on the cards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Thar be a lynching on the cards!
    don't cut in line on Thanksgiving Eve... we ALL want to go home
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    In honor of the new avi:

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    - Edmund Burke

    8w9 sx/so

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    don't cut in line on Thanksgiving Eve... we ALL want to go home
    Ha! That second part is straight out of a 'Nam movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I wanna chase tornadoes!

    and I nearly incited a mob at the grocery store tonight all of us were waiting patiently in the self checkout line when some bitch just strolled past everyone and took one of the checkouts herself... I called her out for it "excuse me ma'am... are you blind or do you think you're better than everyone who was patiently waiting here to check out who you cut in front of?"

    everyone else jumped on the bandwagon... she had old ladies yelling at her
    I can see this in my head, perfectly.
    And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country . . . wait, this is 2016.

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    Ich habe ein Problem mit einer Frau.

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    Marmalade and biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Ha! That second part is straight out of a 'Nam movie.
    there were probably some vets in the line

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    I can see this in my head, perfectly.
    that woman got SHAMED

    nobody wants to get yelled at by a grandma... the scary thing was that when it came to sorting out the line everyone listened to me and did what I said... what the fuck?
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    I'm ready. I'm willing. I'm able.

    And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country . . . wait, this is 2016.

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