Don't be so discriminatory. Skin the rat, cook it up, serve it with some rice, beans and steam vegetables, and you'd think it was some sort of turkey or chicken. You'd never know the difference.
Dude, I'm curious, are you a member who has had a name change recently or a brand new visitor? I've seen your avatar before but I think it was in an update by the popular facebook fan page The Dork Side.