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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    'The Donald' can be such a fuckwad.
    The inanity continues.

    Donald Trump, the real estate mogul, reality TV star and de facto leader of the "birther" movement, says he is planning a "big announcement" about President Barack Obama.

    "I have something very, very big concerning the president of the United States," Trump told "Fox & Friends" on Monday during a phone interview. "I will be announcing it sometime probably Wednesday and it's going to be very big."

    "Will it change the election?" co-host Gretchen Carlson asked Trump.

    "Possibly," Trump replied. "It's very big—bigger than anybody would know."
    What a showboater.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eilonwy View Post
    I have seen one paper towel commercial where the mom hands the roll of paper towels to the people who made the mess. If I was into branding, that's the brand I would buy.
    Good call.

    Example #1 deserves a "Little Red Hen" retelling.

    EDIT: And to top things off:

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    fuckin' A!!!! YEAH!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquarelle View Post
    I am confounded as to why people are surprised that the election campaigns are employing negative advertising? I mean... it happens every time there is an election, presidential or no. Both sides do it. I don't like it either, but it seems to be par for the course.
    You mean that liberals and conservatives hate each other? Since when?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eilonwy View Post
    Commercial 1: Little boy ordering his mom to pop open the cinnamon roll tube, then ordering his sister to make sure she puts them exactly 2 inches apart on the baking sheet. After the rolls are done baking and the females have put the frosting on them, the little boy enjoys a cinnamon roll that he could have put some effort into making himself.
    What a spoiled little shithead.

    I would have baked those cinnamon rolls as per his ridiculous instructions, then either thrown them in the trash or distributed them out to everyone but him.

    If I were meaner, I would've given him some cinnamon rolls so that he'd grow up to be a self-entitled prick and have life hand him his ass to a much greater degree later on.

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    my dog is acting really strange. he lays out in the really hot weather and now lays in the freezing cold rain, does not respond well to commands.. my poor oldman

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    "I have something very, very big concerning the president of the United States," Trump told "Fox & Friends" on Monday during a phone interview. "I will be announcing it sometime probably Wednesday and it's going to be very big."

    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    What a showboater.
    "Very, very"? How about very, very, very?

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    Fuck. I let the registration run out on my car. It ran out Sept 30.

    I found this out when the nice police officer who pulled me over for speeding informed me that it expired.

    The police officer was actually very sweet. I told him I was headed to work, and he said he would be real quick so he didn't make me late. He decreased my speeding ticket to a violation with a lesser fine and no points. Basically decreased it from a 300$ fine to a 100$. And when he was done he was like, "Legally, I am required to tell you that you are not allowed to drive this car on the road without a registration. I am going to pull away, and assume you called a tow truck. If you choose to drive away from here, wait until I'm gone and can no longer see you. *wink*"
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    what a dummy

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post


    what a dummy
    According to the gif he did that 4 times.

    Dummy test: passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    What a spoiled little shithead.

    I would have baked those cinnamon rolls as per his ridiculous instructions, then either thrown them in the trash or distributed them out to everyone but him.

    If I were meaner, I would've given him some cinnamon rolls so that he'd grow up to be a self-entitled prick and have life hand him his ass to a much greater degree later on.
    More like, no one told marketing/advertising that we've supposedly moved past the 1950s. Or maybe I'm just delusional. Yeah, I think that's it. :chicken:
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    @Ginkgo @Eilonwy

    Both good comments.


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