If we're measuring the objective value of human life by "the number of desks assembled today," then I think I have a lot of people beat.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
09-08-2012, 10:15 PM #28191garbageGuest
09-08-2012, 11:35 PM #28192
09-09-2012, 12:30 AM #28193
Crimson is such a beautiful color....
09-09-2012, 01:51 AM #28194figsfiggyfigsGuest
09-09-2012, 02:21 AM #28195GinkgoGuest
09-09-2012, 02:22 AM #28196figsfiggyfigsGuest
This is so weird
09-09-2012, 02:27 AM #28197
09-09-2012, 02:28 AM #28198
Actually, I don't know what the hell I'm doing about half of the time.
Although, the fact that I'm doing this probably means I'm getting tired right now. It's a shame that I don't actually feel tired......
09-09-2012, 05:32 AM #28199Anew LeafGuest
I bought a book entitled "Organic Body Care Recipes."
I was driving to a dinner with an employee of mine and as we were going to hit traffic, I tossed my newly purchased (STILL SMELLS NEW AMGS) book at her to entertain her. She opens it up and goes, "What kind of book did you buy? What the hell is "Vaginitis?!"
I am not even sure how to pronounce but luckily I have a cure for it.
09-09-2012, 06:38 AM #28200"My comrades and my beloved, upon your way you shall meet men with hoofs; give them your wings. And men with horns; give them wreaths of laurel. And men with claws; give them petals for fingers. And men with forked tongues; give them honey words." --Kahlil Gibran, The Garden of The Prophet