I burned my finger on the stove while making sweet tea
Huh, and I trod on a nail cutting wood for the stove. Are our fates intertwined do you think?
I savagely belaboured the wood that had the nail in with an axe though, then cremated the remains. I think that makes me a bad and vicious person, but at least I had a kind of revenge, more than you will get over the stove anyway