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    Saturned goes to war.

    I just got home and almost cried.

    I walked out of my car into a giant web that had been created over the entire opening of my garage. I freaked out and started running around my driveway in hopes that if a spider was on me that, I dunno, it would take flight or burst into flame.

    When I settled down I realized there was a huge dollar coin sized spider in the web. Then I looked up. Then I looked to my right and left. And then I walked around the corner. My house is covered in at least 20 of these spiders.

    My neighbor came out and I pointed out my invasion. She said "how delightful.". Clearly the spiders have paid her off. I cannot trust her.

    Tomorrow I go and get either some spray or a flame thrower.

    If I survive the night that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    The bioavailability of magnesium oxide is poor.
    You know, they say on the internet no one knows you're a dog, yet on the internet everyone knows you're an old man. The jig is up, kid. How old are you really? 16? 17? YOU ARE THE FUTURE AND YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE THIS? FOR SHAME!



    hmmm, initially that came out as FOR SHANE... perhaps it all makes sense now.



    ^^ jaguar.
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    Clearly I've been watching too much male swimming. They had an ad for the male gymnastics and I was quite alarmed at the amount of body hair tucked under their arms. One guy looks like he's hiding kittens in his armpits.

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    Ni-Ti loops, while they produce insights, when gone wrong, they can be exhausting.


    Johari/Nohari

    “Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings -- always darker, emptier and simpler.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche




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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post
    so awesome, did you make those?
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Clearly I've been watching too much male swimming. They had an ad for the male gymnastics and I was quite alarmed at the amount of body hair tucked under their arms. One guy looks like he's hiding kittens in his armpits.
    That was quite the mental image.

    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousFeeling View Post
    Ni-Ti loops, while they produce insights, when gone wrong, they can be exhausting.


    :P

    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    so awesome, did you make those?
    I wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post
    That was quite the mental image.





    :P



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    awwww I was gonna ask you to teach me. because those are effing awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post
    That was quite the mental image.





    :P



    I wish.
    In my defense I temporarily forgot men have armpit hair. If I wasnt on my phone I would find a picture of the Japanese guy. It was so alarming I felt like I was having to fight two fronts: spiders on the outside, and hair on the inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalach View Post
    You know, they say on the internet no one knows you're a dog, yet on the internet everyone knows you're an old man. The jig is up, kid. How old are you really? 16? 17? YOU ARE THE FUTURE AND YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE THIS? FOR SHAME!
    Snorting cocaine can damage the lining of the nose.

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