Saturned goes to war.
I just got home and almost cried.
I walked out of my car into a giant web that had been created over the entire opening of my garage. I freaked out and started running around my driveway in hopes that if a spider was on me that, I dunno, it would take flight or burst into flame.
When I settled down I realized there was a huge dollar coin sized spider in the web. Then I looked up. Then I looked to my right and left. And then I walked around the corner. My house is covered in at least 20 of these spiders.
My neighbor came out and I pointed out my invasion. She said "how delightful.". Clearly the spiders have paid her off. I cannot trust her.
Tomorrow I go and get either some spray or a flame thrower.
If I survive the night that is.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
07-31-2012, 09:37 PM #26941Anew LeafGuest
07-31-2012, 09:48 PM #26942NPcompleteGuest
07-31-2012, 09:51 PM #26943
hmmm, initially that came out as FOR SHANE... perhaps it all makes sense now.
^^ jaguar.Bellison uncorked a flood of horrible profanity, which, translated, meant, "This is extremely unusual."
Boy meets Grr
07-31-2012, 09:53 PM #26944Anew LeafGuest
Clearly I've been watching too much male swimming. They had an ad for the male gymnastics and I was quite alarmed at the amount of body hair tucked under their arms. One guy looks like he's hiding kittens in his armpits.
07-31-2012, 09:55 PM #26945
07-31-2012, 09:57 PM #26946
07-31-2012, 09:57 PM #26947NPcompleteGuest
07-31-2012, 10:02 PM #26948Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
07-31-2012, 10:03 PM #26949Anew LeafGuest
07-31-2012, 10:03 PM #26950