Saturned goes to war.
I just got home and almost cried.
I walked out of my car into a giant web that had been created over the entire opening of my garage. I freaked out and started running around my driveway in hopes that if a spider was on me that, I dunno, it would take flight or burst into flame.
When I settled down I realized there was a huge dollar coin sized spider in the web. Then I looked up. Then I looked to my right and left. And then I walked around the corner. My house is covered in at least 20 of these spiders.
My neighbor came out and I pointed out my invasion. She said "how delightful.". Clearly the spiders have paid her off. I cannot trust her.
Tomorrow I go and get either some spray or a flame thrower.
If I survive the night that is.