I forgot to take the sign with the breakfast special back into the store. I realized after I locked it and didn't have the keys. And it's friday night!!!! Please, please crazy teenagers, don't do anything to my sign.
I was wondering how I'm going to handle these pale legs with my new hotpants. I know white legs are inappropriate, but I don't feel like putting any of that tanning crap on my skin. But now I know: I'll just take on my lace leggings!!! This way I can finally use them! And no one will really notice my scars that way.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -