06-14-2012 08:51 AM
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Chinos, the uniform of the business casual office worker and also of the stylish cholo in your local barrio.
06-14-2012 11:15 AM
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
06-14-2012 11:43 AM
It's raining here today. Some old* lady just walked into my business and said "I'm SO wet! I should just toss all of my clothes off and let them dry while I walk around, haha!"
06-14-2012 01:10 PM
06-14-2012 01:48 PM
When I am Queen, the streets shall run red with the blood of morons.
Our neighbors constantly insist on having their deliveries brought via the longest trucks possible. Which usually means they desire me to move my car. I was just asked to move my car by the truck driver. I walk out there and the next door owner is out there, planted in front of my car.
Guy: "You need to move your car."
Me: "That is why I am out here."
Guy: "Yeah, your car is in the way so you have to move in."
Me: "Yup.... That's why I am here..."
Guy: "So if you can move it...."
I ignore this last as clearly we are getting nowhere, start my car, and find him......... still planted in front of my car. I tap on my horn and he turns and looks surprised and then walks... right where I need to turn so I can get my car out of the way. So I move forward a few inches and he backs up... still in the same trajectory I need to get out of there.
Me: "In case it isn't obvious, you are right where I need to be driving."
Guy: "Yeah, your car is in the way."
Not the brightest star in the sky is he.
06-14-2012 01:49 PM
I am starting to feel overwhelmed about how much I need to get done and how many commitments I have before Fest starts. :P
06-14-2012 01:53 PM
06-14-2012 02:05 PM
"You are in the way of me getting my car out of the way."
Originally Posted by Saturned
or I guess
"How would you feel if I were standing behind your car and you had to move it?"
Who knows how to get through to not-bright stars?
Also: moving your car is doing them a god damned favor
06-14-2012 02:10 PM
I had a love dream (not a sex dream) about a coworker last night. A different coworker. FML!
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