I like After the Fire's version of "Der Kommissar" over Falco's original German.
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey
"In those days I, Daniel, was mourning three full weeks. I ate no pleasant food, no meat or wine came into my mouth, nor did I anoint myself at all, till three whole weeks were fulfilled." Daniel 10:2-3
Every time my Ipod's shuffle function does something peculiar, like playing all of my diabetes-causing pop songs in a row or playing 4 songs from K-on! in a row, I wonder "What if my Ipod has become sentient, and this is its way of telling me?".