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    let's all just be too busy to give our employees the resources that they need to actually do their jobs

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    Awful Advice: How To Bet At The Kentucky Derby
    Betting strategies

    - Stand in line. Occasionally, the person in front of the line will place a bet and exit. When this occurs, the line will become shorter. Take one to two steps forward.

    - At some point, the line may become so short that you are, in fact, at the very front of it and facing the betting window. If this happens, shriek "HORSEBET" and throw a handful of wadded-up bills at the cashier.

    - Run away. It does not matter whether you receive a bet slip because you are going to lose.

    - A new school of betting theory argues that you shouldn't simply bet on the existence of horses, and should bet on one horse in particular. Odds can be fun sometimes, but I mean, all horses are basically the same. Look at them. They all got tails and feet and shit. Just go with your gut and bet on a horse whose name you like.

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    I am skipping classes today. The IXTP philosophy prof just does not generate a lot of interest. He's such a nice man but my gosh, I usually feel like I am wasting my time going to class. The sad part is that I probably have one of the best attendance records for one of the classes.

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    I love the initial phases of business negotiation.

    "Okay, we'll gladly offer you the service of using your product, out of the kindness of our hearts, so long as we don't have to pay for the product. We demand that you give it to us for free, and also that you provide cookies at all of the design review meetings."

    "...nah..."

    "Well, okay then; welcome aboard anyway! "

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    IRB application submitted... let's hope it gets approved in time for a June 1 deployment!
    Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

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    Have to go back out again, feel like I've not really been able to just sit down today.

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    The most suitable bachelorette-party dress is the one I'm also wearing (as a bridesmaid!) to the wedding. Which is 2 days after the bachelorette party. Is that okay?

    The altertative is wearing a very, very short jean skirt, which I think I can still pull off, as long as I don't have to pick up anything off the floor...
    Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

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    Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes

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    I'm cold.

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    Haha! Yes! Finals are over! Finally, summer!
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