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    cows smell.

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    When someone makes a joke about how awesome they are, I cringe a little inside.

    "Man, the only reason why I did that is because I'm awesome!"

    "I have no flaws, because I'm me. I'm like Jesus."

    These people need better source material for their jokes.

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    I'm so awesome, I'm given the VIP suite at any Motel 6.

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    My phones a dirty liar its hotter than 71
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    Proof that fart = methane gas
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    Why did I buy these damn chips?

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    Space out time.

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    If City wins, I'm taking bets on a Riot Death Count.



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    Speaking of bet, I made a big bet on L.A. Lakers as 2012 nba champions. The site gave me 1:15 odds, which was insane. People forget that regular season and playoffs are different things very easily.
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    i am cold...

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