Wondering why my washing machine didn't rinse my clothes properly. Then I had to rinse dry them in the bathtub. Then I thought, its nighttime, how am I going to dry this, of course the dryer. Puts semi wet cloths in dryer...2.5 hours later...wow whats with the smog and they are still not dry...then I just put them on coat hangers and finally the water evaporated this morning. except for my jeans.
I should make myself an idea box, where I put all my ideas in and when I have spare time, I can look through all of these ideas and check if there are any ideas I can use! But I guess it would be full in a week?
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
Twiddly-dee. Just lost 10 stones and back to the fighting weight of 12stones. Thank heavens for liposuction! Shamus the cats not looking too happy but I can mix up the bags of fat with Iams cat food which will save a few europounds. I am not just a cat - I am an Iams cat, so they say which should last at least 6 month if the freezer doesnt go on the blink just like the telly.
Twiddly-doh. Just gave the telly a good thump that guy with the monicles is on in 5 minutes dont want to miss the latest probings of Uranus on the sky at night, tho I tend to think he's wrong about the planets and such any of you guys heard of patrick moore? Wander how much a tv repair man is at half past three in the morning? The last guy told me to fcuk off. Hmmm damn troll.
Twidldly-dumb.So Im now doing the ancienct caribbean art of kabuki knife fights but only in my head cos if i ever had to use one irl id probably stick it up my own ass by mistake.
Writing complete shit is pretty easy. Together, we can make banality interesting.