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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post


    Excellent reasons!

    - 0.5 PWP

    Edit: Does that make me PV or VP? :P
    I'm not quite sure on that... the countdown has definitely begun though, and that's what matters

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    Very efficient then.
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    I can picture this so vividly, I can't stop laughing.
    for the full story, the ho in question spent about 45 minutes trying to convince the man to give her $30 and she'd give him a blowjob despite the fact that he kept saying no and telling her to go away... finally I got annoyed told her to back off and went in for a nice long kiss while grabbing his wallet and giving her "the look" the whole time... she got the point and avoided us for the rest of the night... I then went to her manager and asked "what's up with the crack whore?"

    she got reprimanded as well... I'm not really the jealous type, but she was pretty annoying
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I'm not quite sure on that... the countdown has definitely begun though, and that's what matters



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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post


    oh no!!! he is definitely the WORST musician ever!
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    oh no!!! he is definitely the WORST musician ever!
    Hahahahah it was either going to be this or Eye of the Tiger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post
    Hahahahah it was either going to be this or Eye of the Tiger.
    both are delightfully cheesy in a very 80s manner... and who can't love and respect that?
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    the ho in question spent about 45 minutes trying to convince the man to give her $30 and she'd give him a blowjob
    A $30.00 blowjob would suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    A $30.00 blowjob would suck.
    .............I see what you did there.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

    ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    A $30.00 blowjob would suck.
    reminds me of a particularly clueless roommate I had jr year of college who asked "I just don't get it... what joy do men get from having someone blow on their penises?"

    I promptly accidentally spit a milk shake out of my nose at that
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    "what's up with the crack whore?"
    That comment reminds me of this exchange, a couple years ago:


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    yikes.. what the hell did you google to get that image?
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    Crack Whore

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