Omgosh, this guy is such a hater, loooool. It's the story of waiter hits on woman. Repeatedly. Woman and waiter's mutual friend enters the picture and gets a hug from woman. Mutual friend leaves. Waiter rockets over to give her advice, as a friend. Ice. Woman starts texting furiously.
It's especially entertaining because I was here the other day and witnessed the waiter successfully hitting on another woman with some identical patter about how wonderful Israel is, after establishing that the woman is Jewish. Brilliant!