For the poor, hungry, and pancake-lovers among us National Pancake Day in the US means a free short stack of pancakes for all patrons today.
We need more holidays that revolve just around food. Nothing brings people together like free, tasty food. Who can argue with a bellyful of yum? We shoukd make all congressmen eat delicious meals before sessions, they'll be so much more subdued.
"There is no god; there is only us. Savage and fragile."