So I'm at the grocery store yesterday and the cashier asked me if I had seen the weather forecast for the next week. I told her the weather channel was predicting sunny and 40's for the next several days. Then l laughed and said, "But you know they're full of crap and it will probably snow tomorrow."
It's snowing, today. Lol.
If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?
― Voltaire, Candide
I can't carry on a conversation with any humans, but a fire hydrant understands me just fine!
I must be N.
how's the carpet... this will help flesh out what type you are
and on another note, guests are coming over and making me nervous... my family and his family are meeting for the first time (we've been together for years!) and I'm quite convinced that my housekeeping will always disappoint my mother
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett