I'm such an old woman about some of my technology. I don't need all these newfangled god damned widgets and apps. All I want are the maximum ways to customize my friends on my phone.
New phone is like 'oh this picture you set won't come up when they text, only when they call'
Technology.. my dear.. shouldn't you know people typically text these days?
(Possibly it's just my ENFJ greasy-people-hoarding-thoughts shining through)