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    Quote Originally Posted by iwakar View Post
    Gah. I'll pass.
    Ha! I'll just think it here then.

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    The ISTJ boss man wants me to think grandiose.

    Heheheh. Where's our scheming mad scientist smiley!?

    also work, I guess.

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    What is a common personality type for a serial spammer?

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    sometimes the things that seem like they should be the simplest are the most difficult things in the long run
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    I love procrastinating on school projects for over two months, starting it less than a week before it's due, and getting it in half an hour before the deadline - and having it be better than that of those who worked on it throughout the two month period. Procrastination always works - even if it means you have to work on making video games from 5 a.m. to midnight every day over Christmas break, and get less than one hour of sleep two nights before it's due.

    I also love writing long sentences.

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    Fun diversion...

    Pepsi Co., facing a lawsuit from a man who claims to have found a mouse in his Mountain Dew can, has an especially creative, if disgusting, defense: their soda would have dissolved a dead mouse before the man could have found it. An Illinois man sued Pepsi in 2009 after he claims he "spat out the soda to reveal a dead mouse," the Madison County Record reports. He claims he sent the mouse to Pepsi, which then "destroyed" the remains after he allowed them to test it, according to his complaint. Most shudder-worthy, however, is that Pepsi's lawyers also found experts to testify, based on the state of the remains sent to them that, "the mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it," according to the Record. (It would have become a "jelly-like substance," according to Pepsi, adds LegalNewsline.) This seems like a winning-the-battle-while-surrendering-the-war kind of strategy that hinges on winning the argument that "our product is essentially a can of battery acid." The lawyers still appear to be lawyering behind the scenes but we cannot wait for this to come to trial (though we think a trial is about as likely as the chances of us "Doing the Dew" again).
    If you find a jelly mouse in your soda, let us know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    What is a common personality type for a serial spammer?
    CRSL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Fun diversion...



    If you find a jelly mouse in your soda, let us know!
    Lol!

    Well, it stands to reason. If the guy planted the mouse there, he looks the more guilty.

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    It's pretty disgusting to think of how low soda's pH level is, in comparison to battery acid. pH of soda, especially Pepsi/Cola drinks are 2.5, some can be lower, and the pH of sulfuric acid (battery acid) is 0.3. Stomach acid is between 1-2. No wonder a mouse can dissolve easily in that environment... it's like submerging it into gastric juices.... predigested for your convenience.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousFeeling View Post
    It's pretty disgusting to think of how low soda's pH level is, in comparison to battery acid. pH of soda, especially Pepsi/Cola drinks are 2.5, some can be lower, and the pH of sulfuric acid (battery acid) is 0.3. Stomach acid is between 1-2. No wonder a mouse can dissolve easily in that environment... it's like submerging it into gastric juices.... predigested for your convenience.
    Mmmm.


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