“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
OMG! I just ran across the craziest creepy old man today! He started off informing me that he was a man whore, and once I was with him I would forget all about my boyfriend and leave to be homeless with him and his "tiger dick"... he then proceeded to bend down and start fondling my feet (I was wearing open toed shoes) until I stepped away and gave him a severe look and pointed out that I didn't LIKE to have my feet fondled by complete strangers
I accidentally ran across him 10 min later and he yelled across the street "honey, I know you want some of my tiger dick! I'll give YOU a free sample"
the scariest part was that the guy was old enough to be my grandfather
“Things just happen. What the hell.” -Terry Pratchett